The story so far:

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
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    13 Jokes That Every Math Geek Will Find Hilarious

    JOKE #5 

    A: “What is the integral of 1/cabin?”

    B: “log cabin.”

    A: “Nope, houseboat—you forgot the C.”

    So bad, yet so good.

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      They literal reference Lang when complaining about “trivial” and “left to the reader.” My anger feels justified.
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      Not reading these jokes because I can’t understand them. But made up my own, taking it back to elementary: JOKE #X: This...
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      The B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stands for Benoît B. Mandelbrot. OH MY GOD
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